thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

When the fuck is “cha cha cha” in happy birthday?

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Source: thatssomaeven

piesadamus:

What’s your heroic title?

i-am-durr-locked:

deityofdreams:

mageofvoiid:

martelovesyou:

davidofawesome:

lawlietshoujo:

omelette-sandwich:

tettere:

jinseimajo:

mofoshushi:

broyotomi-army:

mitsunari:

mitsunari, The Hot Doll

Alma, The Dragon Follower

Shushi, The Ill-fated Convict.

Kiwi, the Divine Food-Seller

Kizu, The Holy Protector.

Marina, The Dwarven Alchemist.

Júlia, The Blessed Whisper.

David, The Spiral Merchant.

Marte, The Soul Doll.

Mandy, The Spiral Puppeteer.
haha. puppets… 

Imogen, The Fabulous Ghost.

I’M FABULOUS.

Cupcaek, the Sexy Hunter.

Acceptable.

Piesadamus, The Elemental Convict.

My element is pie, and I have been locked away because of it.

Kiah, The Death Activist.

Bring it, bitches. 

Source: azu-rah

Well that sucks. I’ve had this phone for a year and a half, dropped it a billion times, misplaced it at least 3 times and now somebody has hurt it! It’s got a scratch across the front screen, that could only have been made with a knife… and now I’m sad for my baby :(

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

I love the term “sweet on you”.. It just makes me daww :)

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Source: aimmyarrowshigh

Well that was an emotionally scaring shopping trip :/

My sister keeps calling me a whore :/

*flails and makes loud noises*

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Can’t I just sleep?

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Sometimes I worry about my family... :P

  • Tasha: <3 *makes hand symbol*
  • Me: That just looks like a diamond with a wang to me...
  • Tasha: A diamond with a wang?
  • Me: *singing* A diamond. A diamond. A diamond. A diamond with a wang.
  • Both: *dance party*
  • 5 minutes later.
  • Me: A diiiiiaaaammmmooooonnnndddddd wiiiiitttthhh a waaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  • Tasha: *drum solo*
  • Both: *back to usual business*

My mum was telling me about the time she tried ecstasy (about 8 years ago) today in the car and I just fell about laughing. I was near tears, it was that great :P
If I ever time travel, I am going to that day, to watch her coo over glow sticks and be distracted by her shiny phone :P  

Wow, Bindi (Irwin) actually looks decent in that photo….she used to look really munted!
My mother

For some reason we self marked our exams.. obviously our tutors will go over it, but it was weird.. Pretty pleased though, should be sitting on about a 90% :) First HD ever :)